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The afternoon sun bounced off the small windows of the dorm buildings and into a parking lot full of beat-up cars. Two guys with super soakers hid behind a rusty minivan, occasionally squirting unexpected victims. Girls in tank tops and shorts lay on bath towels, occupying every available sunbathed patch of grass. The beach volleyball courts had a waiting line. Mildred sat farthest from the dorms amongst athletic bags, which lay on a brown patch of…